Does anyone else find it annoying when a cable news channel displays a button in one corner of the screen saying the broadcast is "LIVE," even when airing a clip that says "Recorded earlier?" Who's running these places, chimpanzees?
Yeah, I'm cool ... oops: You might want to think twice before snapping that selfie. Seems that more people die from taking selfies than from shark attacks. Plus, selfie snappers spend an average of five hours a week mugging their smartphones. At least that's what they say.
Another sign that we're all f***ed: The selfie toaster. For real.
Larry Lehmer is an author, former newspaper editor and keen observer of contemporary American life. He's also prone to curmudgeonry.